Mom, từ bao giờ mình mắc cái bệnh đặt tai tồ dài dằng dặc vậy trời?
Từ bún mắm vs bún bò.
Chuyện bắt đầu bằng đám giỗ tổ của dòng họ nhà nọ (đại loại đâu đó trong trăm họ nhà ta). Theo gia phả ghi lại thì sinh thời ông tổ rất mê món bún mắm, bởi vậy con cháu nhất trí sẽ nấu món bún mắm cúng cụ. Nhưng đám con cháu bất tài nên không được các bô lão tin tưởng, họ bèn quyết định thuê nhà hàng nấu. Ngày giỗ tới, nhà hàng mang nồi bún mắm đến, bọn con cháu sau một hồi hít ngửi, (đứa nào không được hít ngửi thì nghe đứa khác tả lại), nhao nhao ầm ĩ rằng không phải bún mắm, không có mùi vị bún mắm, chả có tí không khí nào bún mắm, thậm chí rất giống bún bò. Rồi chúng bàn nhau tuyệt thực đặng tẩy chay nồi bún bò nhà hàng nấu kia. Các bô lão giận lắm, họ bảo lũ chúng mày nói thì hay làm thì dở, không đứa nào biết nấu món gia truyền đậm đà bản sắc bún mắm nên bọn tau phải thuê. Thuê nhà hàng vừa nhanh vừa đẹp, giờ bây không ăn thì cũng phải trả tiền người ta rồi, bún nào chả là bún. Bún nào cũng phải cho mắm vào dù là mắm cá hay mắm tôm. Cuộc tranh cãi vưỡn còn tiếp diễn, chưa biết dòng họ đó sẽ ăn gì trong ngày giỗ tổ….
Lý Công Uẩn và đường về wê gian nan, đường lên tivi gập gềnh.
Mấy hôm nay giang hồ dậy sóng vì bộ phim truyền hình 19 tập của hãng Trường Thành (mom, seo hem thêm chữ Vạn Lý nữa ha?). Theo mình thấy sở dĩ đồng bào phản ứng mạnh vì đã bị ảnh hưởng bởi những thông tin quanh bộ phim đã được phát tán trước đó. Nào là bối cảnh ở trường quay bên tàu, đạo diễn người tàu, kịch bản được “chuốt” lại bởi đạo diễn tàu, trang phục binh khí tất tần tật thuê tàu … nói chung người tàu đứng tên quá nhiều hạng mục và người tàu cũng kí rất nhiều hóa đơn, hehe.
Trứơc đống thông tin dày dặc và chi tiết vậy, cộng với thái độ kháng tàu lâu nay mà coi phim không thấy giống tàu mới lạ. Một số đồng bào cao cổ lớn họng đòi chỉnh sửa thậm chí ngăn cản đường lên sóng của Cụ. Sao mấy đồng bào đó không lên tiếng ngay từ đầu, rằng không được đi thuê người ngoài, rằng phải xây phim trường, làm trang phục dụng cụ tại gia luôn. Tiền không thiếu, nhất là tiền của Trường Thành. Với lịch sử bốn ngàn năm cái phim trường đó hẳn sau này còn được sử dụng dài dài. Nhưng tại sao người ta không làm? Vì thói quen của người mình là thích ăn sẵn, cái gì cũng đi mua sẵn cho nó nhanh, cho nhẹ người, đầu tư vào phim trường bối cảnh với trang phục vừa phải suy nghĩ, chịu trách nhiệm lại tốn thời gian, mà đại lễ thì đã gần kề.
Nhưng mà Cụ Lý giờ đã như nồi bún bò, không ăn thì đổ bỏ seo? Tiền thì đã vô túi người ta, càng chỉnh sửa người ta càng hốt tiền.
Mà bây giờ chúng ta ăn mặc, đi lại, nhà cửa y chang như tây, mai sau bọn hậu sinh nó làm phim nó lại chả cãi nhau như đồng bào mình đang cãi nhau bây giờ luôn ấy.
Và, vẻ đẹp của sự chân thực.
Mom, vấn đề to tát quá, hem biết có giải quyết được hông,
Có bác Đông A nọ biểu rằng “điện ảnh không phải là người hầu của sử gia”, mình thấy câu này rất là ngụy biện. Cứ khi có một tác phẩm nào bị chê là không đúng lịch sử (dù là lịch sử cũng có 5- 7 đàng, hehe) thì người ta lại nói vậy. Sao không thử làm một tác phẩm với tư cách là người hầu của sử gia đi, rồi mấy cái sau làm ông nội của sử gia cũng được. Điều này khiến mình nhớ ngày trước học ký họa trong trường mỹ thuật. Ký họa chân dung với yêu cầu giống mẫu được đặt lên hàng đầu, và đương nhiên là vô cùng khó. Anh nào không ký cho ra mẫu thì bẩu là em hí họa, biếm họa, lấy không khí thần thái là chính. Mom, mình mà thế chỗ ông thầy lúc đó, mình cho nó tát tai. Đã dốt còn láo, hehe.
Cũng chính ông thầy đó dạy mình rằng: mục đích của hội họa hay nghệ thuật nói chung không phải là bắt chước hình mẫu của thiên nhiên, nhưng thiên nhiên chính là quy chuẩn, vì thế trong sự giống đã bao hàm sự đẹp. Đẹp chưa chắc đã giống thật, nhưng giống thật chắc chắn là đẹp. Lịch sử cũng vậy, sự thật luôn bao hàm cái đẹp.



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